Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-07

March 7th, 2010
  • I was all set to seize the day; now, I'll settle for blankly staring at it #
  • Mumble-mouthed eloquence delivered with a hidden irreverent adoration of the uniquely unintelligible #
  • Sometimes, I forget how blessed I am, but to be able to have that be so normal that it fades into the background is a blessing unto itself. #
  • Ernest Goes To Jail is now playing on tv, sadly, I have to go to bed. Know what I mean, Vern? #
  • You know it's going to be an interesting day when you start off with your hand, covered in peanut butter, jammed in the mouth of a dog. #
  • Favorite personal quote of the day, "No, you cannot eat the durian in my classroom." #
  • It's hard to keep Moose Dog from running and playing in the house. All he wants to do is wrestle and jump, but he isn't allowed. #
  • Ugh. If you've know me, you know how I destroyed my phone. I'll be out of cell contact for at least a day. #
  • Ten thousand words swarm around my head, Ten million more in books written beneath my bed ~Avett Brothers #
  • I have reattached my digital leash and am once again administering small doses of radiation to my brain… new cellphone. #
  • If I didn't have to try, I wouldn't have to procrastinate. #
  • I need your cellphone number, because I lost it in the washing machine. #
  • Four hours of sleep never felt so good… I was proactive and took a breakfast at the 24 hour hotcake house with my dad as a precaution. #
  • Innocently implied, intentionally iconic, irreverently ignorant #
  • Zombie you, zombie me. #
  • I'm at Zombie Defcon 4… lock up your brains. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-28

February 28th, 2010
  • My head is foggy and my body sore, I think I am in the midst of a hangover from being too productive on a Saturday. #
  • What is an anagram for candygram? #
  • There isn't such a thing as too much of my Masaman Curry… Oh baby. #
  • A good morning of lifting: 15 squat reps of 100 more pounds than I weigh. #
  • Pretty sure I will be losing my big toe nail on my right foot. Anyone call dibs? #
  • I think I could take John Phillip Sousa in a fight. #
  • Guster on the stereo, hot coffee at hand, cooking yet another curry… why yes, Thursday, I have a soft spot for ya. #
  • For those about to sleep… I salute me! #
  • Looks like someone has the case of the Fridays. #
  • is the metaphyiscal embodiment of the rolled-up newspaper; bring on life's poorly behaved pups. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-21

February 21st, 2010
  • Great hike and many pictures taken on Sweet Creek Trail… first time seeing salmon run (insert obvious jokes here ->) #
  • A busy day today that has nothing to do with Presidents. #
  • Luck is one thing, grace another, reckless happiness is something else, all together. #
  • You ever notice how stress has a gravitational pull that draws in other stress, compounding and compacting until you have a stress Pluto? #
  • No matter how hectic or unruly, in between the moments of today I can always find self-clarification and something good. #
  • Planes have an autopilot, do boats have autocaptain? #
  • My caption made the list, guess which one and vote: http://bit.ly/9MD0eo #
  • Gonna make ya… #
  • Had a great time watching the cg girls lay it on Sisters! #
  • successful night capped by homemade burgers! The world between two pieces of bread! #
  • Nothing says good morning like a great dane growling and barking at himself in the mirror #
  • Yet another continuation of the planning for our invasion of Australia and New Zealand! #
  • all the Brio was out, laps were ran in house, and lots of fruit salad were eaten–always fun being the indoor playground for a 2 year old. #
  • Very productive and expensive day #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-14

February 14th, 2010
  • Woke up almost every hour on the hour, cure for lack of sleep: 30+ miles through the hills.
  • trying to resolve my lack of sleep with a long ride on the bike
  • 36 miles that were meant to be, misty and gray going out, sunny and warm on the way back in. I was made for days like this.
  • Is there more than exhausted? Like exxxxhausted? Because I would totally be that.
  • By the time this week is over, I will have watched Of Mice and Men three times over… Lenny gets less affable with each viewing.
  • I wonder if there is an Army version of Captain Crunch?
  • As much as I love the story of Of Mice and Men, it kills me every time the Candy’s dog is put down.
  • Two Valentine’s gifts from students?!? When did I get so popular?!?
  • I actually let myself eat a cookie… five minutes later, someone dropped off two more. I’m being cookie stalked.
  • Food temptation day continues: Free lunch, chocolate and cookies all over the staff room tables. It’s a foodnami!
  • Just for the record, I hold the record for being just.
  • Toay’s early morning run was awesome, I felt like I have 4 extra hours in the day.
  • Do you dream of mauling zebras?
  • Nothing twinges with such supple sweetness as the waning hour of parent-teacher conferences.
  • Exhaustion is a dish best served cold with a side of soggy onion rings.
  • Not much is ever actually said of substantial consequence, just mostly wayward meaning and lost inferences
  • Stuck in my head all day: the word “dromedary”.
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