- If you were a musical instrument, you'd be a Keytar. The 80's were you hay-day, you're rarely seen, and frankly, you're kinda weird looking. #
- Tonight's menu: Homemade ravioli (filled with minced pork, parmesan, chard, mushroom, garlic and basil) with optional homemade tomato sauce. #
- Can anyone else smell the fire at the Goshen dump? #
- You ever wake up and have your mouth taste like a bunson burner? #
- Halfway through the first day of daily doubles. #
- How does French Stewart live with himself? #
- First day I didn't conk out in between two-a-days. #
- Why are there so many songs about zombies? #
- House is being shown! #
- Sadly, it's the bachelir lifestyle for me tonight. #
- Wow, can't type #
- If you've found my voice, please return it to the address listed on its underside. #
- A mixed bag of dreams and a gassy dog make for a long night. #
- Not intentionally sappy, but I had a "life is great" realization while coaching and thinking about Jess. Not sure it could be any perfect-er #
- Off for the last doubles practice… scrimmage @7:30 #
- It's fun being self-absorbed; it's like being a Brawny paper towel that picks up twice as much me as the competition. #
- I know it's going to be a good day when the dog is passed out in the sunlight, I'm drinking my morning coffee and making picco de gallo #
- Sunday will be our second house showing in a week! Oh yeah! #
- Sushi run?!? #
- Football camp and our house is being shown: good day #
- My sticker says "Supreme Unleaded Only" then why do I only get diesel? #
- I put down 4 miles before the sun came up. I've already beaten today. #
- Car is in the shop, having breakfast at The Cooler if any Eugene folks want to say hi. #
- It's not hard being philosophically profound; you just don't have to say anything specific. #
- Thunderstorms: awesome, ending day 2 of football camp early because of thunderstorm: not awesome #
- That's ok, I don't need tricepts anyways. #
- Blue wizard needs a food processor badly #
- It's amazing how fast and simple it is to obtain credit. If I wanted to go down in a hail of credit card debt, it would be easy. *swipe* #
- Why does LaGarret Blount hate Defensive ends? http://mobile.oregonlive.com/advorg/db_96872/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=Om4Pp3Tx&src=cat #
- Writing committte day 1 of 2: done. Moose is home from his foot surgery and is giddy as can be… must be the drugs. #
- Just finished dinner but am already amped for tomorrow's Sushi Happy Hour! Jess' idea! #
- I do not like the cone of shame, but you know who likes it less? My dog. #
- Salmon sandwich and clam chowder at Fleur de ;is was awesome. Probably best chowder ever. #
- Polleverywhere.com kinda awesome, teachers take a look. #
- Followed the siren songs of happy hour at a sushi bar: $1 plates. I am contently awreck upon her shores. #
- The cone of shame gives Moose instant immense philosophical troubles. All he does is sit there and stares off in one cone-ward direction #
- Let's play a fun game: Find all the barbeque sauce on the ceiling. #
- Tonight's dinner: bbq'd turkey, garlic smothered corn on the cob, vingerarized mushrooms, and a light caesar salad. #
- A great morning run, with a great mom. #
- I think I should change my name to: Christopher Williams Christophers #
- I really would like to know the caloric impact of various items that aren't usually eaten. For example, a tire. How many calories? #
- 100 K-8 kids at football camp makes me glad for 0 K-8 kids when I get home. Not sure how some of you do it. #
- thoroughly exhausted. #
- Thoroughly Exhausted, Part II: Exhaustion Strikes Back #
- There aren't enough daily activities that lend themselves to wearing a tuxedo. #
- Sat down and had sushi for the first legit time. I hereby plan to have a long-term and passionate relationship with sushi. #
- It's as though I'm in a steel-cage deathmatch and I've got myself in a full-nelson. #
- CCR would be much more entertaining if John Fogerty had an overwhelming German accent: "Schtill I Vunder, who schtop der rain?" #
- Dear Sunday, don't expect much from me tomorrow. #
- Wedding complete! It was a bonus to see family from far away and hang out with great friends. #
- Thankfully, we've touched down in The Grove. #
- Utterly unmotivated, as soon as it cools down I think I'll put down 3-5 miles on a run. #
- I think my cellphone only gets reception in the bathroom, that's the only time people call. #
- The edits are in pen and pencil, but finally, they're being transferred. Anyone know a publisher looking for a kid's novel? #
- Why are voicemails so popular as overlays in songs? And why hasn't anyone used one of my messages? #
- Contrary to popular belief, I am not on a Mexican radio, whoa oh. #
- Anyone know where I can find Pimientos de Padrón locally? I'm lusting after the Tapas we had in Spain. #
- I think I overdosed on green curry and jasmine rice #
- note to self: Don't stop being a consistent runner, it is just too hard to find it again… and my times suck! #
- accomplishments for today: run, shower, fried egg sandwich. Not sure I can top any of those with the remaining 11 hours. #
- There aren't enough songs about ekidnas. #
- For my upcoming birthday, I hope that someday I will get to meet my birth mom. #
- Did you know the original Ronald McDonald was Willard Scott? I knew the clown had a dark side to him. #
- Not to be a braggart, but my homemade cherry pie (not a euphemism) is fairly fantastic. #
- Where is this carte blanche and where do I get it? #
- Thanks to all of you that have made my 29 years the best 29 years of my life! #
- Birthday breakfast at Stepping Stone = win #
- New menu idea: chicken-fried pancake #
