Box of Whine

Sunday, January 22nd, 2012

Wow, we just dumped on... snow-wise #
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It took half of my repertoire of the Beatles and James Taylor to get Owen to sleep tonight. #paternityleave #
The twins woke up from their afternoon nap to nap on the couch. #paternityleave #nappinglikeapro #
A day that started out miserably ended perfectly with a walk in the rain with the boys to walk their mama home from work. #paternityleave #
I don't know what crazy Friday night plans y'all in the midst of, but i just took a shot... At starting my taxes and making baby food #
Up at 5 'til 5 with the rising Parker. #

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Is there a sound worse than a baby grinding his teeth? #
Put down a 4 mile walk with the boys today. Saw ducks, walked across 2 bridges. And I was the only one awake the whole time #paternityleave #
These babies ate so happy all the time, it's a paradigm shift for me; kinda refreshing #paternityleave #
Not sure a day gets better than this. #paternityleave #menadmyboys #twinning #
I think I'd be grumpy too if I had pooed on my own shoulders. #paternityleave #crappy story #
New toys be damned, apparently the couch pillows are the most exciting thing we have. #paternityleave #addittothexmaslist #
Five mile walk today with GG, followed by an appetizing lunch of mashed carrots and whirled prunes #paternityleave #
In bed by 8:14(pm!), who woulda thunk it. #parentingforthewin #
If today was a car, it would only have 2 wheels left due to blow outs #paternityleave #
I guess I bought a round trip ticket on today's cranky train #paternityleave #
After Twinpocalypse, Hurricane O and P are in their respective cribs. #Paternityleave #
Apparently Owen sprouted two more teeth overnight, alas, Parker sprouted more drool. #

I love the new year smell. #
I'm not sure if I should be embarrassed or proud that when I log into Amazon, all they suggest are Legos. #
T-minus 1 day until my paternity leave starts.#twinning #
Doing my part for the Duck win by staying home, O'fer on the road. #rosebowl #
Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers. Nice job Ducks. #rosebowl #whendothebeavsplaytheirbowlgame #2018 #
Wait, wait, wait. I was never informed that paternity duties start at 5:30am. Where's my contract? #paternityleave #
Currently it's just me and the woobly pengin hanging out in the living room/ #naptime #paternityleave #twinning #
Much like the adage of buttered toast: reaching for a fully loaded diaper on floor, you always find the worst part first. #paternityleave #
It's hard watching Jess go to work in the morning, mostly because I'm in bed and my eyes haven't adjusted to the light. #
Apparently I can be vetoed over resolutions concerning naps, naptimes, and nap duration. #paternityleave #2/3majority #cribveto #
Owen is the proud New owner of an incisor #

Drink my ovaltine? What a crock. #
These babies are noobs. They open 2 gifts each and they needed a nap. Judging by the pile of presents, it'll take 4 days to open them all #
Parker has all the toys he wants, but the curtain is much more entertaining #
Go figure: with 10.5 hours of sleep, I'm down-right productive. #
The problem with making potstickers is as soon as they are done, they're gone #
All the potstickers have been cooked, and for some inexplicable reason, I feel full. #