Box of Whine

Sunday, May 13th, 2012

You know what they say, if you've got an itch, scotch it. #
Just completed a 2.01 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! http://t.co/d4zidv2d #RunKeeper #
Slow-cooked apple-vinegar pork sandwiches with some sloppy slaw. #
Yes, I think 5:35am is the best time to get up and play. #
What this meal is missing is more beaver scent gland? http://t.co/borhCwcf #
Apparently Woodburn High is on fire. 4-alarms, which is better than my GPA there. http://t.co/17rgSmTB #
Finally crawled into bed…. only to have Jess find a big lego block and I found the hard plastic ball with the middle of my back #

That popping sound you heard right before first period? My pants. Not a good omen for the week. #caseofthemondays #
4.15 miles ran after school today. Still battling numbness with a side order of calf cramp! #
Just posted a 4.15 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! http://t.co/3sfHXIco #RunKeeper #
Anyone need wearable ID? Just got one for my running/biking at http://t.co/8eANLrjV feel free to use my coupon: ThanksChris13870111 @roadID #
is expedia making a collection of washed up almost-beens in their ads like Molly Shannon and @michaelianblack? #
Ever see the movie, The Never Ending Story? Yeah, my day was nothing like that, thanks for asking. #
A little post-run, pre-bed hour-long nap to get me ready for the evening. #oldfart #
I'm amazing today, no task can be done directly, must meander through every possible other non-important task first. #focusisforsuckers #
…seriously… spitwads? #
I keep mistyping my name as chorizo, maybe it is a sign. #
The answer is: $1128. What is the correct question? #

According to the my 'stamp tramp' equivalent sun burn, I should probably sew my shirt on to the back of my pants when working in the yard. #
Always a good start to 7th period: http://t.co/lKYHl2cC #
Exercises in futility never seem to work the right muscle groups. #
The twins had their first Take Your Child To Work Day experience by stopping in during 2nd period. We made stinky faces and saying, "duck" #
The other day I was told that Andrew Luck was my doppelganger. Maybe I should start my identity fraud business. #goodluckwiththat #
Conn. high school claims record for most twins http://t.co/79YihOsT And I thought CGHS was ripe with twins #
Can something have a 'futilitrian' use? #
Rockin' my Sat. night like old school, seriously, like a grandma making lasagna and chicken pot pie for the week. #offthehizzy #

The twins' classical music that plays when they're sleeping always reminds me of Civiilzation III. #
I'll be here with 2 of my favorite people in the world: Tickets | A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor http://t.co/ofs0PtZo #
Owen says: xcqsxvgd cvbc #
Mmm, turkiyaki meatballs and rice for dinner. #
Play along: Book title, followed by "in your pants" example: The Exorcist #inyourpants #
On The road #inyourpants #
The Hunt for the Red October #inyourpants #
The Joy of Cooking #inyourpants #
How to Make Friends and Influence People #inyourpants #
Waiting for Godot #inyourpants #
As I Lay Dying #inmypants #
Where's Waldo #inyourpants #
There's rampant mooing coming from the twins' room. #
Contrary to what half of my freshman quiz answers say, Romeo did fall in love with Lady Montague at first sight #hismombyanyothername #
11.5 hours of uninterrupted, unabashed, unadulterated sleep by the twin-folk. Now if I could get myself to bed before 11pm…. #
Came out too fast on my first mile, under 9:30, finished up a hard 3.5 miles. #running #
Just completed a 3.74 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! http://t.co/kBDYbrEF #RunKeeper #