Damn you, David Oreck
by Chris ~ September 21st, 2008. Filed under: dreams.
It’s been a while since I’ve had a bizarre dream, so I guess I was due, here’s the dream:
While out golfing with the administrators of my high school, I went to reach for my golf clubs but I came to the startling realization that instead of bringing a bag full of clubs, I brought a vacuum. Ashamed of my mistake, I desperately tried to locate golf clubs within the vacuum but with every compartment I opened, all I found was vacuum accessories.
I’m not sure if this says something about my golf game (of which I have none), my cleaning, or my school… either way, I’m not sure what that statement would be.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:31 am
Probably a message from your wife saying that you should be thinking about helping out around the house more vs. golfing. I send those dreams to my husband all the time.
September 22nd, 2008 at 7:32 am
You may have the first part right, but thankfully, I don’t golf. I would offer to clean up more, but I’m not sure I do it to her standards… personally, I don’t see what is wrong with “mopping” the floor by letting the dog lick the lanolium.
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:19 pm
That is the universal excuse. “I don’t clean because in the end it would be more work for her.” It is never more work… Trust me
September 23rd, 2008 at 7:27 am
Why won’t you let me rationalize my own self-centered approach to relationships and chores?
September 23rd, 2008 at 9:34 pm
At just 8 pounds, I can see how you could bring the Oreck by mistake.
September 24th, 2008 at 7:26 am
Good thing I can try it out for 60 days at no cost, all I had to pay was shipping and handling.