Staff ‘Stach off…
by Chris ~ September 29th, 2008. Filed under: school.
About a month before the school year started, I was informed by a text message that I had been drafted into the Staff Mustache Race. As Knutson said, “there are no winners in a mustache contest”; here they were on the last day of ’stashness:
Yes, that is a month’s worth of lip hair growth on my face. Yes, I know it’s barely visible. Yes, it is bald in the middle. Yes, I am ashamed.
September 29th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
The guy in the front on the left has a serious stash going!
September 29th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
That’s Joel… to be fair, Joel had a a thick goatee going and at our urging, shaved the middle. But yes, I am very jealous of his fu man chu.
September 29th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
I vote for Joel as well… KICK ASS! and you still grow a better stash then my husband, and at least you goat is note worthy, when Matt had his it just looked like he had a dirty chin.
September 30th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
That is a large number of 15 year old boys with lip smudges
September 30th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I prefer the term, “lip comb-overs”.
September 30th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Some look to natural and not creepy enough.. boo!
October 5th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I am tired of owning a Trojan purse!!! Unless you want to look at this name and my new USC gravatar every time you post something on your blog, I suggest you promise to stop putting mustard packets, spoons, potato chips, crayons, ketchup packs, menus, and knives in my purse. Otherwise, you are about to become USC’s biggest fan all over the internet– unless you promise to stop putting crap in my purse!!! Every time you hide something in my purse, I am making a BIG donation to USC football. If you don’t stop, forget about a white Christmas– all your Christmas presents will be cardinal and gold, and have USC and Trojan logos on them. Go USC!!!
October 8th, 2008 at 12:31 am
I still love how you’re so anti-Hitler that you refuse to grow hair directly below your nose.
October 8th, 2008 at 7:37 am
…only if it were a choice.