http://boxofwhine.com Freshly stomped and always too bitter Sun, 20 May 2012 13:59:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= http://boxofwhine.com/2012/05/20/twitter-weekly-updates-for-2012-05-20/ http://boxofwhine.com/2012/05/20/twitter-weekly-updates-for-2012-05-20/#comments Sun, 20 May 2012 13:59:00 +0000 Chris http://boxofwhine.com/2012/05/20/twitter-weekly-updates-for-2012-05-20/

http://t.co/aRlnkvT8 I started the fire, but it was the teacher's fault the school burned down. #WHS #

Apparently being obvious, blatant, and repetitious doesn't necessarily get the point across. #

Apparently Parker has has been holding hands with a younger woman (6 mo.) while on walks at day care at the high school. Such a playa. #

Quote of the night, "What's a puppet turd?" #

You know it's going to be a good day when you've made two perfect over-easy eggs. #

A marathon day with my 7 favorite people, 4 favorite dogs and one favorite birthday girl… Though, I'm happy to be out of the car. #

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You know what they say, if you've got an itch, scotch it. #

Just completed a 2.01 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! http://t.co/d4zidv2d #RunKeeper #

Slow-cooked apple-vinegar pork sandwiches with some sloppy slaw. #

Yes, I think 5:35am is the best time to get up and play. #

What this meal is missing is more beaver scent gland? http://t.co/borhCwcf #

Apparently Woodburn High is on fire. 4-alarms, which is better than my GPA there. http://t.co/17rgSmTB #

Finally crawled into bed…. only to have Jess find a big lego block and I found the hard plastic ball with the middle of my back #

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That popping sound you heard right before first period? My pants. Not a good omen for the week. #caseofthemondays #

4.15 miles ran after school today. Still battling numbness with a side order of calf cramp! #

Just posted a 4.15 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! http://t.co/3sfHXIco #RunKeeper #

Anyone need wearable ID? Just got one for my running/biking at http://t.co/8eANLrjV feel free to use my coupon: ThanksChris13870111 @roadID #

is expedia making a collection of washed up almost-beens in their ads like Molly Shannon and @michaelianblack? #

Ever see the movie, The Never Ending Story? Yeah, my day was nothing like that, thanks for asking. #

A little post-run, pre-bed hour-long nap to get me ready for the evening. #oldfart #

I'm amazing today, no task can be done directly, must meander through every possible other non-important task first. #focusisforsuckers #

…seriously… spitwads? #

I keep mistyping my name as chorizo, maybe it is a sign. #

The answer is: $1128. What is the correct question? #

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According to the my 'stamp tramp' equivalent sun burn, I should probably sew my shirt on to the back of my pants when working in the yard. #

Always a good start to 7th period: http://t.co/lKYHl2cC #

Exercises in futility never seem to work the right muscle groups. #

The twins had their first Take Your Child To Work Day experience by stopping in during 2nd period. We made stinky faces and saying, "duck" #

The other day I was told that Andrew Luck was my doppelganger. Maybe I should start my identity fraud business. #goodluckwiththat #

Conn. high school claims record for most twins http://t.co/79YihOsT And I thought CGHS was ripe with twins #

Can something have a 'futilitrian' use? #

Rockin' my Sat. night like old school, seriously, like a grandma making lasagna and chicken pot pie for the week. #offthehizzy #

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The twins' classical music that plays when they're sleeping always reminds me of Civiilzation III. #

I'll be here with 2 of my favorite people in the world: Tickets | A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor http://t.co/ofs0PtZo #

Owen says: xcqsxvgd cvbc #

Mmm, turkiyaki meatballs and rice for dinner. #

Play along: Book title, followed by "in your pants" example: The Exorcist #inyourpants #

On The road #inyourpants #

The Hunt for the Red October #inyourpants #

The Joy of Cooking #inyourpants #

How to Make Friends and Influence People #inyourpants #

Waiting for Godot #inyourpants #

As I Lay Dying #inmypants #

Where's Waldo #inyourpants #

There's rampant mooing coming from the twins' room. #

Contrary to what half of my freshman quiz answers say, Romeo did fall in love with Lady Montague at first sight #hismombyanyothername #

11.5 hours of uninterrupted, unabashed, unadulterated sleep by the twin-folk. Now if I could get myself to bed before 11pm…. #

Came out too fast on my first mile, under 9:30, finished up a hard 3.5 miles. #running #

Just completed a 3.74 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! http://t.co/kBDYbrEF #RunKeeper #

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Tonight's menu: Pepper Grilled Salmon, Rosemary Bread, twice baconed potatoes, and veggie medley. Brandy bread pudding to follow. #

Apparently the twins' diaper, tie & bunny ear outfits were cuter on them for Easter than on me today at work. #DoTheseEarsMakeMeLookFat #

Dear son, when I'm cleaning your genitals in the bathtub, I'd appreciate it if you'd keep your feet off my forehead, it'll make less weird #

MMFlint No, this is walkin' http://t.co/WeVowm5B #

Our long national nightmare is over: http://t.co/VjKx9uut #

Post announced today it's latest tasty cereal creation: Hex Mix. #awesomeifitweretrue #

OK, just became a Francouer Fan, not the Royals though: http://t.co/bCMGZma0 #bacontuesday #

my systolic can beat up your diastolic. #

Owen just gave us his first unprompted sign, it was for more food, he must take after me. These guys are so smart, they must take after Jess #

I haven't seen this movie, but I'm assured that it is the best movie ever: http://t.co/Ah29rvRl #2headedsharkattack #

Shark vs Crocosaurus seems like a logical result for looking up Shakespeare plays. #TwoSharkCrossedLovers #CrocosaurusIsSuchSweetSorrow #

What do you think Q-bert is doing right now? #

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Not a good sign: Finally back in the classroom after 3.5 months off… can't remember when my prep periods were. I have 7 of them, right? #

Headlong back into the fray. #gottadowhatyougottado #

The boys were dropped off at childcare today, took them about 10 minutes to tell us to go, they didn't want us to embarrass them. #

My first class starts in 5 minutes. For the last 3 months, I'd be putting myself down for a nap after a big warm cup of coffee #

Baby sighting: I can see the twinlings playing outside my window. Cruel world. #

For the son of my dad's friend: I donated to Jason's cancer treatment fund http://t.co/YetQezko #

Beyond tired, but glad to be back at school. I guess it's a good sign if a couple of kids pick you up and carry you down the hall. #

Day 2 daycare drop off quote: "Dad, please leave before the ladies get here." #

Slept wonderfully last night. Up with the boys this morning only to fall asleep with Owen their room… apparently not wonderfully enough. #

Can you get a tombstone written in Comic Sans? #NeverTooEarlyToPlan #

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask how everyone else in the country is screwing you out of what you want. #OldSpeechesUpdated #

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After a couple teething-induced "rough nights," I feel like I've got the 'thousand hour stare" #mykingdomforanap #

'Twins' Sequel 'Triplets' in the Works for Arnold, DeVito…and Eddie Murphy http://t.co/AJwy0X1B End of times or best of times? #

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My last Monday of #paternityleave #

Islay? Don't mind if I do. #

Everywhere I go, I find that I'm shedding puffs and scrambled eggs #paternityleave #

2 hour delay for South Lane School District. #

No school in CG. http://t.co/z2fwFfZs #

Hour 6 of no power, thankfully we have 40lbs of ice for baby food and milk. #snowwaytogobutup #

10 hours without power. Babies are going nuts without their iPods and Ps3 #sweatpantparade #atleastsarcasmdoesntrequirepower #

After 14 hours, we're back in the 21st century… And we're still talking to each other. Thanks, @EmeraldPUD #

Newest residents of the garbage after 14 hrs in a warm fridge: bbq beef, chk pot pie, coleslaw, & many others #thingsthatshouldntbelukewarm #

The ones down here were decimated by the wet snow. Doesn't bode well. #

And like that, my little adventure is over. #paternityleave #

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7.5 miles pushing the twin-folk in the massive gusts of wind, felt like we were going uphill the entire time #paternityleave #

Our power is out, and one of our candles smells like hotdogs. #

I stepped outside to get in the car to grab blocks of ice to make sure we don't lose our milk supply–power came back on. #

Nothing is more nervous than a Great Dane in a wind storm. #

Blowing raspberries and repeatedly saying "da-da" does not count as nap time. Just sayin'. #paternityleave #

You're motoring, what's your price for flight #songsthetwinssleepto #paternityleave #

Witness a rare natural phenomena today: twins taking a concurrent 3 hour nap. #paternityleave #

Dark chocolate from New Zealand compliments 12 year old Glenlivet scotch from Scotland. Why shouldn't they? Both from the Commonwealth #

Last Friday of #Paternityleave been a quick 3 months. #

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