Box of Whine - Page 2

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

I love the new year smell. #
I'm not sure if I should be embarrassed or proud that when I log into Amazon, all they suggest are Legos. #
T-minus 1 day until my paternity leave starts.#twinning #
Doing my part for the Duck win by staying home, O'fer on the road. #rosebowl #
Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers. Nice job Ducks. #rosebowl #whendothebeavsplaytheirbowlgame #2018 #
Wait, wait, wait. I was never informed that paternity duties start at 5:30am. Where's my contract? #paternityleave #
Currently it's just me and the woobly pengin hanging out in the living room/ #naptime #paternityleave #twinning #
Much like the adage of buttered toast: reaching for a fully loaded diaper on floor, you always find the worst part first. #paternityleave #
It's hard watching Jess go to work in the morning, mostly because I'm in bed and my eyes haven't adjusted to the light. #
Apparently I can be vetoed over resolutions concerning naps, naptimes, and nap duration. #paternityleave #2/3majority #cribveto #
Owen is the proud New owner of an incisor #

Drink my ovaltine? What a crock. #
These babies are noobs. They open 2 gifts each and they needed a nap. Judging by the pile of presents, it'll take 4 days to open them all #
Parker has all the toys he wants, but the curtain is much more entertaining #
Go figure: with 10.5 hours of sleep, I'm down-right productive. #
The problem with making potstickers is as soon as they are done, they're gone #
All the potstickers have been cooked, and for some inexplicable reason, I feel full. #

The Hitler mustache is alive and well at the Springfield Target. #surpriseditwasntatwalmart #
Now surpassing their Uncle Meagan in number of food eaten, O & P enjoyed their first round of sweet potatoes. #
"Up and atom" #
Every morning, I wake up and it looks like I am wearing the hat portion of a ghillie suit #
No one but The Shins to keep me company at work #winterbreaking #
Who has 4 thumbs and are asleep in their cribs at 5:50pm? Our twins. #
Nap-time forecast: muffled laughter, followed by voice eroding screaming, then intermittent crying and finally sleep later int he day #
A while ago, we had an issue where we needed to take a pic of a pooey diaper. I just accidentally opened the file. Still gross #digitaldad #
Round two of Napaggedon has begun. #
Screams of bloody murder are connected to the broken cries which are connected to the jibber-jabbing which are connected to being zonked out #
"If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?" - T.S. Eliot #
It figures: the boys have been in bed for a couple of hours now, yet I'm dinking around. Strategic mistake or strategic awesomeness? #
Nearly 2 hours of basketball makes a good morning. #
Better than the CG mall. #AKAwalmart #
Both of the toes of Parker's socks are wet. He may be a little obsessed. #
Let the wild rumpus begin! #
It's nice not being the only person in the house with poor fine motor skills. #
The twins are getting their first round of sugar plums as of 6:30. #

Apparently carrots aren't as poisonous as oatmeal. Go figure. #
Five little days until my paternity leave starts... I've been trying out my new phrase, "See ya in April!" #
Ok, 5 days may be a stretch. I'll be lucky to make it through today. #
Good Mornin' ladies and gentlemen, I'll be your zombie today. Looks like we'll be crusin' at about 3.5 hours of sleep. Enjoy the ride. #
The positive side of being so distractable today is that every idea I have is a good idea. #
Too bad about the Rose & Thistle in Eugene: http://t.co/Q4exjDbt #
Owen is our official carrot sprayer unit. #
One more day. #
Nice to see CG and the Ducks represented well: http://t.co/j18OJ1EZ, nice work, Grant. #
6 Periods to go! #
5 Periods! #
4 Periods! #
1 more period. #
...and done. #
Smoking half a barnyard with my dad. If you can fit into an Old McDonald song, we're probably smoking it. #