Box of Whine

Sunday, March 25th, 2012

My last Monday of #paternityleave #
Islay? Don't mind if I do. #
Everywhere I go, I find that I'm shedding puffs and scrambled eggs #paternityleave #
2 hour delay for South Lane School District. #
No school in CG. http://t.co/z2fwFfZs #
Hour 6 of no power, thankfully we have 40lbs of ice for baby food and milk. #snowwaytogobutup #
10 hours without power. Babies are going nuts without their iPods and Ps3 #sweatpantparade #atleastsarcasmdoesntrequirepower #
After 14 hours, we're back in the 21st century… And we're still talking to each other. Thanks, @EmeraldPUD #
Newest residents of the garbage after 14 hrs in a warm fridge: bbq beef, chk pot pie, coleslaw, & many others #thingsthatshouldntbelukewarm #
The ones down here were decimated by the wet snow. Doesn't bode well. #
And like that, my little adventure is over. #paternityleave #

7.5 miles pushing the twin-folk in the massive gusts of wind, felt like we were going uphill the entire time #paternityleave #
Our power is out, and one of our candles smells like hotdogs. #
I stepped outside to get in the car to grab blocks of ice to make sure we don't lose our milk supply–power came back on. #
Nothing is more nervous than a Great Dane in a wind storm. #
Blowing raspberries and repeatedly saying "da-da" does not count as nap time. Just sayin'. #paternityleave #
You're motoring, what's your price for flight #songsthetwinssleepto #paternityleave #
Witness a rare natural phenomena today: twins taking a concurrent 3 hour nap. #paternityleave #
Dark chocolate from New Zealand compliments 12 year old Glenlivet scotch from Scotland. Why shouldn't they? Both from the Commonwealth #
Last Friday of #Paternityleave been a quick 3 months. #

Made use of the pre-spring sun: 7 mi. with the twinies & a cup of coffee; trying to make the most of the dwindling days of #paternityleave #

Nearly 1am, we've got one of two twins up, unwilling to sleep, my fingers smell like wet dough and Lion King is on tv #remindsmeofcollege #
Apparently wind, rain, hail and snow on a walk won't stop the Wells boys… in fact, it makes them fall asleep. #paternityleave #
Since there is a 2 hour delay, and I'm on #paternityleave does that mean I get to be late to work by 2 hours one day to make up? #