http://t.co/aRlnkvT8 I started the fire, but it was the teacher's fault the school burned down. #WHS # Apparently being obvious, blatant, and repetitious doesn't necessarily get the point across. # Apparently Parker has has been holding hands with a younger woman (6 mo.) while on walks at day care at the high school. Such a [...]
You know what they say, if you've got an itch, scotch it. # Just completed a 2.01 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! http://t.co/d4zidv2d #RunKeeper # Slow-cooked apple-vinegar pork sandwiches with some sloppy slaw. # Yes, I think 5:35am is the best time to get up and play. # What this meal is missing [...]
That popping sound you heard right before first period? My pants. Not a good omen for the week. #caseofthemondays # 4.15 miles ran after school today. Still battling numbness with a side order of calf cramp! # Just posted a 4.15 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! http://t.co/3sfHXIco #RunKeeper # Anyone need wearable ID? [...]
According to the my 'stamp tramp' equivalent sun burn, I should probably sew my shirt on to the back of my pants when working in the yard. # Always a good start to 7th period: http://t.co/lKYHl2cC # Exercises in futility never seem to work the right muscle groups. # The twins had their first Take [...]